In a recent trip to the Marshalls, brightly decorated sticky mats were selling for ten dollars and eco-friendly mats were going for fifteen bucks. Drawing on those techniques, and with virtually zero advertising, Lululemon has converted the most popular yoga teachers from Beverly Hills to Boston (and their students) into a devoted -- and self-propagating -- clientele.

Punography

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