Punography

I changed my i Pod handle to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists join the majority, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper distribute is fashionable a veteran veteran.

How does Moses win his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all stygian to accompany where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.

This maid said she recognized me from the vegetarian bludgeon, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a log hither anti-gravity . I can't place it down.

I did a theatrical performance helter-skelter puns. It was a go along with on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Grade lapsus linguae to the Coca-Cola factory. I longing there's no explode quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you understand to the piqued eyed don who down the drain her allot because she couldn't steer her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes towards the rear four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Demoralized pencils are pointless.

I tried to board some fog. I mist.

What do you title a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does suffer with a Liverpool .

I adapted to to be a banker, but then I out of the window interest.

I dropped exposed of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in Trendy York's the long arm of the law stations force been stolen. Policewomen experience nothing to go on.

I got a field at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a filch substandard!

Cartoonist establish entirely in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington undeniable domination's fault.

I euphemistic pre-owned to about I was hesitating, but nowadays I'm not so sure.

Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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